The wait is over!

What up, it's that killa Jester X with the first installment of my "whenever the fuck I feel like doing it" Geeked Out Game Review. Friday morning I got up mad early (9:45 ha!), got dressed and went straight to my local Gamestop. I got there right as they were opening and promptly went in to pick up my MOVE and Navigation controllers that I had preordered earlier last week. Unfortunately the asshole working there failed to tell me the game I reserved doesn't come out til next month. So, I ended up getting Sports Champion instead. But before I get into that, let's talk about the Move itself.
The controller is very comfortable to hold. The placement of the buttons is smart and easy to adapt to. The only exception being the PS button which is about 1/2in too far up and people with bigger hands will probably hit it on accident more than a few times (2Phace...). The tracking ball is squishy, which I didn't expect but it was a good choice.
The way the camera picks up the Move is astounding. It's so fast and accurate. Every slight motion is portrayed perfectly on screen. So much so that, IMO, Nintendo wasted their time making the Wii Motion Plus. But, the coolest thing about the on screen interaction is the way you cycle through the XMB. Just pull the trigger and point. DOPE.
I haven't played any games that require the Navi controller yet so I don't have much to say at this time. It's similar to the Wii's Nunchuck with more buttons. Most notable is the D-Pad right under the joystick. Genius. Who the fuck uses their right hand for that anyway? The joystick feels just like the ones on the six-axis and dual shock 3 controllers. But like I said before, I haven't used it yet and since I don't like shooters I probably won't for a while so we'll just have to wait for that one.
Onto the game. Sports Champion is pretty dope. The landscapes are gorgeous and the choice of games is pretty cool. It's not your run-of-the-mill sports minigame package. Disc Golf is mad fun. I've gotten into a few heated matches already. I just wish there was more choices for courses. There's only 1 18 stage course that can be split into 3 different 6 hole courses. Gladiator Duel is my favorite and it's a fucking workout. Weapon and Shield fighting just like the slaves used to do. The only difference is that you don't really die if you lose. Archery is dope, especially with 2 Move controllers. You can hold the bow at any angle you want and the distance between the controllers decides the power of the shot. Beach Volleyball is about as cool as beach volleyball. I personally hate it and I don't think it controls very well. Then again I don't know the first thing about volleyball whereas I actually have played all the other games. Bocce is awesome. I was pumped when I saw that on there. Me and Jameso are archnemeses. There are mad different courses and they're all pretty cool, save for the first one which is for practice. Last but not least, Table Tennis. 2Phace whooped my ass mad times at that shit but I'm finally starting to catch up in skill to him. Last game we played was 15-13 him. Next time he's mine though.
As fun as the game is it wouldn't be half of what it is without the move controller. I'm pumped to see what else Sony has in store. Well, that's that. I hope this Geeked Out Game Review made everyone throw out their ShitBoxes and forget about that K'Nex thing. Keep the Wiis though. That shit's pretty cool. Until next time Drugratz..... Kill your parents.

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HOW TO MAKE THE OFFICAL DRUGRATZ WHAMMY GHETTO DRINK TO GET SLIGHTLY STUPID AND FADED TO

* NOTE ACCORDING TO THE COOLER THAN SMACK - DRUGRAT FIELDTRIP SONG "CAN'T BE FADED"
SHEMROK CHRIST CAN IN FACT NOT BE "FADED" , UNLESS HE DRINKS THIS AND GETS REALLY "FADED"
8 ANOTHER NOTE....UM DRINKING IS ONLY LEGAL IF YOUR OVER 21 IN AMERICA YET WHEN YOU TURN 18 YOU CAN JOIN THE U.S. ARMY AND KILL PEOPLE..GO FIGURE


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1. BUY OR STEAL SOME OLDE ENGLISH 40 OUNCES , SIX PACK TALL CAN, OR SINGLE CAN
2. BUY OR STEAL SOME TAMPICO ORANGE DRINK
3. HERES WHERE IT GETS TRICKY KID! FIND A CUP OR CONTAINER AND POUR HALF OF OLDE ENGLISH INTO IT
4. REPLACE THE HALF EMPTY OLDE ENGLISH BOTTLE WITH TAMPICO
5. DRINK THAT SHIT KID!!!!
6. WHAT SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE GROSS , TASTE PRETTY GOOD
7. WHEN DONE DO THE SAME WITH HALF IN CUP
8. ALSO IF YOU POUR TO FAST IT MAKES A STRANGE THICK FOAM AT TOP OF CUP
DRINK THAT TO, OR WIPE IT ON SOME RANDOM HERBS FACE!

THEIR YOU GO AN EASY WAY TO GET SLAMMALAMED( I MADE THAT WORD UP) ON THE DRUGRATZ WHAMMY!

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* THIS LIST IS IN NOT IN ANY PARTICULAR ORDER AND IS ONLY THE FIRST OF MANY VERSIONS* ALSO THIS IS ONLY MY OPINION NICCUP!!!!!!!

1. PRINCE PAUL
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